FAQ ABOUT THE ISSUES IN RABID

Q. Do you know any other juvenile, offensive Catholic jokes?

A. Oh, yeah.

So a drunk staggers into a bar. He is white, shaken. He approaches the bar and tosses his car keys on the counter. They jangle and clang and fall to the floor. He asks the bartender, "Do penguins grow," and he places his hand near his knee, "this high?"

The bartender peers over the bar at him crouching there and says that yes, he believes penguins are often that big.

The drunk orders a shot of whisky and throws it back. He shakes off the whisky sting and, blearily, asks the bartender, "Do penguins grow," he places his hand near his waist, "this high?"

The bartender says that yes, he thinks some of the Emperor penguins get that big.

The drunk orders another shot of whisky and pounds it. He takes a deep breath and demands of the bartender, "Do penguins grow," he places his hand at his shoulder, "this high?"

The bartender shakes his head and tells the drunk that he's sorry, he hasn't seen any giant penguins that are that tall.

"Oh my God," the drunk says and buries his face in his hands. "Call the cops. I just ran over a nun."

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